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Based on that one DB crackfic I once read.

Some crack/satire(?) I started when I was 14. Is offensive. Lol. Did you really think it wouldn't be? I even made sure grammar and punctuation was imperfect for more impact.

It’s the twenty-first of March when Mina arrives at the St. John’s Private Hospital, a bouquet of Mary’s favourite flower—lilies—tucked in the crook of her arm.

Reborn in a new world without his memories, a former god, Shaggy Rogers, searches for his purpose in life.