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Garfield Haikus
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I'm Garfield the poet
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6 years ago
Garfield says "Darn bugs!"
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face
deck
swats
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6 years ago
"Look Garfield, a mouse!"
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6 years ago
Jon's banned from the store
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ate
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6 years ago
Stalking his cat food
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impressed
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6 years ago
Garfield smokes Jon's pipe
snatches
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germs
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6 years ago
Jon makes Garfield diet
meal
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6 years ago
Don't eat the goldfish
ethnic
fish
goldfish
haiku
weakness
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6 years ago
Jon
thinking
rustle
sitting
haiku
crinkle
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6 years ago
All dogs should be banned
rusting
thinks
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dogs
banned
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6 years ago
Garfield runs past Jon
runs
haiku
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garfield
wall
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6 years ago
Late night movie with Jon
soda
night
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garfield
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6 years ago
While discussing films
garfieldless
films
lyman
lame
jokes
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6 years ago
Garfield has a cold
stubbed
cold
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thoughts
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6 years ago
Meat, eggs, fruit, veg, bread
fruit
fern
diet
veg
boston
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6 years ago
Lyman strokes Garfield
wrong
lyman
mauls
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6 years ago
Jon's new Rocking Chair
rocking
tail
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chair
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6 years ago
Garfield spies Chicken soup
spies
made
splashes
soup
devil
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6 years ago
Garfield eating fruit?
fruit
eating
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wax
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6 years ago
Pets will keep you warm
keep
pets
cold
nights
crowded
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6 years ago
Jon's reading a book
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read
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reading
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