Lonnie Nonny Nonny was court jester to King Harry the Humourless. It was a terrible job. In all his years of service he only made the king laugh once. That was when he fell into the fireplace in the k...
Sir Scary Blighter lived his life by the motto of "Manners maketh man". He lives his afterlife by the same rule. Woe betides any mortal who forgets their 'please' and 'thank you'. If you omit to say "...