This is The Man with the Newspaper as it was originally told to me. There are some parts that could I would like to fix the grammar/spelling, but I feel as if that would take away from its originality...
A dream a suicidal person had after attempted suicide and waking up in a hospital.
I added/removed some details to make the story more interesting/digestible, but everything important is still there.
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A story my dad used to tell me :)
Excuse the random timestamps. This is copied off of Discord, and I don't feel like removing them (might do it later though idk)