Here are the top short stories, fanfiction, poetry, and posts about Thoughts on Commaful, including titles such as "My Teacher Won't Let Me Throw Rocks".
I was throwing rocks at the sky. They were coming back at me and finding me. They would kinda hurt when they'd hit so I'd make sure that I threw little rocks. The small ones still stung, but in a fun ...
I've been forced to set sail across the ocean. My boat is a big rubber duck. It looks ridiculous. "Please, please give me a better ship!" I begged the harbour master.
In front of a TV is where I'd like to sit. Just here where it's nice and cold. Where the light can't reach. I know that people want to get in and watch with me. I know that it might even be more fun t...
I was really really craving some yummy ice cream. I swear that I would've done anything for it. I decided to head over to my local ice cream store. I knew that I would find some stuff So I got there a...
Oh my god. For the first time ever I just became aware of something! I'm a cow! I'm in a field surrounded by other cows and we're overlooking a great big body of water! How long have I been here for?
I've been walking along this path for two hours now. It's dark and cold and my feet are starting to hurt. I wish that the sun would hurry up and rise. The sound of animals jabbering in the distance ma...
I am so bored of writing about how I do stuff!! It's time to do something new, so from now on I'm going to spy on people. I'm going to do it all the time and learn how THEY do things. Then I'll write ...
when a pane of glass is translucent, light is still able to pass through clearly. however, the shape of what is on the other side of the glass pane will not be.
If the sun won't shine then I won't get out of bed. That's just how it's gonna be. No other way, because my way is the RIGHT way. I have to admit that this is really important to me! I love that sun! ...
"What will you do with me, if I do not cooperate, Sir?" "That is not important right now, what is important is that you go out into the world and find your son!"
Today is the start of something brand new! That's right! Today is the first day of learning how to eat fish three times a day- EVERY DAY! SO I ran down to the fish market while the sun was just begin...
Sometime late last night I became aware of a person in bed with me. I got freaked out at first. I rolled over so slow. There WAS a person in bed with me! Oh my god! And the person was really big, beca...
Have you ever tried so hard to eat a sandwich, but you just couldn't swallow it? Like you were just TOO full. Do you know what I mean?" "Not at all. How about you get down on the ground and give me 15...
Hi everyone. Merry Christmas Eve to everyone who celebrates it. If you don't celebrate Christmas then hopefully you'll still have a nice day. I also want to thank all of the lipots today for flying my...
I decided to be a cameraman for just one day. I decided that this would really go a long way with helping my family get some more money. We had nothing. My kids were so hungry for cheerios! My wife ha...
Yesterday I had to run outside. I had to also beat up some criminals. I had to do this because if I didn't then I would be thrown into prison with the rest of my family. I had to do it. So yah, I did ...
One time I let a squirrel into my house. It completely ripped apart everything! There were no survivors at all! Everything was eaten! I called my landlord. "Hello?"