One time I saved a baby's life! I was in the grocery store and there was a Japanese family picking out watermelons for a photoshoot. "This watermelon is best!"
"I just want to know that everything will be ok in the end. I guess I already know it will be. Like we're all gonna die, and so I guess being dead is just fine. There's nothing to worry about once you...
I was sitting in the movie theatre and all that I could hear was this absolute god awful racket. It was like disgusting chewing. It really made me sick. I stood up and surveyed the room. "HEY! Who's m...
I was making coffee one morning with the intention of serving it out to all of my roommates. I was up all night long boiling the water and baking the beans so that it would result in the finest cup of...
It's so often that people will completely forget about who it was that left them hanging outside of a shop. I mean I've been left out of a shop many times. There were like 25 times that people just le...
I had just got beat up by a fish. I was humiliated! I couldn't believe how embarrassed I felt. I had been walking along the sea shore just minding my own business when out of nowhere this enormous wav...