A heartbreak is followed by divine intervention. But will the divine WingMan be enough to help our hero on his ultimate God-given quest? That is. Getting a girlfriend.
This is supposed to be a bit of comedic satire, and it's sort of bad. I'm probably going to make a few more of these and hope I get better. I just sort of fell in love with the idea of writing cynical...
Some crack/satire(?) I started when I was 14. Is offensive. Lol. Did you really think it wouldn't be? I even made sure grammar and punctuation was imperfect for more impact.