I think I’ve been sitting in this living room for about 6 hours and 43 minutes, not really doing much. I woke up much later than I wanted to, which was alarming because I thought I’d only slept a coup...
One day I met a beautiful girl named Samantha. Once she came to school and I saw her I really wanted her to be my girlfriend. So I tried to make her laugh a little so she would get to know me and then...