funniest poems featuring Jon

Here are the top short stories, fanfiction, poetry, and posts about Jon on Commaful, including titles such as "Garfield smokes Jon's pipe".

Stories

Garfield smokes Jon's pipe
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
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  • snatches

  • pipe

  • germs

  • haiku

  • funny

    • Garfield's still in bed
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    3
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  • blanket

  • feast

  • hidden

  • death

  • haiku

    • A crossword puzzle
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    1
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  • arrrgh

  • hits

  • crossword

  • pain

  • haiku

    • Garfield won't eat mice
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    15
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  • mice

  • breath

  • haiku

  • bad

  • funny

    • Barbecue tonight!
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    13
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  • bags

  • barbecue

  • tonight

  • haiku

  • funny

    • Jon calls Liz sweetheart
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    13
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  • doctor

  • liz

  • haiku

  • funny

  • garfield

    • Jon wants him to beg
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    13
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  • grovel

  • swipe

  • claws

  • drops

  • food

    • Cat about to sneeze
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    13
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  • sniff

  • haiku

  • sneeze

  • funny

  • garfield

    • "Pipe and slippers! Fetch!...
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    14
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  • pipe

  • keeps

  • slippers

  • haiku

  • fetches

    • Garfield stares at Jon
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    11
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  • stares

  • understand

  • haiku

  • chair

  • funny

    • "Who broke my fern, cat?"
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    14
    0
    1

  • fern

  • blames

  • stupid

  • pooky

  • broke

    • Jon's Tennis racquet
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    2
    0
    0

  • wails

  • family

  • catgut

  • haiku

  • strung

    • It's started raining
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • sweater

  • started

  • raining

  • shrunk

  • might

    • Garfield runs past Jon
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    1

  • runs

  • haiku

  • funny

  • garfield

  • wall

    • Jon makes Garfield diet
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    0
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  • meal

  • distracts

  • diet

  • haiku

  • funny

    • Time to feed the cat
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    1
    0
    0

  • gone

  • food

  • haiku

  • feed

  • funny

    • Jon waters his plants
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    2
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    0

  • waters

  • point

  • stamps

  • death

  • haiku

    • "Look Garfield, a mouse!"
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    1
    0
    0

  • shrieks

  • mouse

  • terror

  • haiku

  • funny

    • Reaching for the salt
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    1
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    0

  • reaching

  • nap

  • face

  • food

  • haiku

    • "Why can't you be normal?"
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    1
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  • drinking

  • normal

  • kill

  • haiku

  • asks