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Just go with it... funny-story stories

Just go with it...

Moved into my apartment a few days ago, had furniture delivered today–strange things happened:1)One of the movers lost their drills and couldn’t find it–thus stalling the entire operation2) They damag...
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Shortest ER visit funny-story stories

Shortest ER visit

So I got a call from my GI saying they got my bloodwork back and I needed a blood transfusion cause my hemoglobin was too low. It would be my 4th or 5th this year so I was like okay when I gotta come ...
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I'm gonna have a hernia funny-story stories

I'm gonna have a hernia

So I went to the local games store, and I passed by the garbage bin, and I see a large box, with “warhammer” written on it, in the garbage. I pull the box out, and I swear, there was atleast 50 tactic...
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*Me in Science Class**Teacher is on computer while students talk, listen to music and work on science*Kid: *Slouching in his seat and yells out* W H E R E T H E M H O E S A T ? Teacher: *Turns around,...
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So I was just hanging out in my room the other night and my four-year-old sister comes walking in.My sister: “Got any candy?”Me: “Nope, sorry. ”My sister: *begins shaking with fury*My sister: “YOU ARE...
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sometimes i remember this one time someone in my neighborhood dressed up in a bigass dinosaur costume with no warning and for no apparent reason and a little boy followed the person around holding the...
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My friend texted in our group chat to inform us that her middle school brother’s friends kicked each other in the balls for fun, and accidental sent a boy to the hospital, and he can no longer reprodu...
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Stupid Lifeguarding Stories funny-story stories

Stupid Lifeguarding Stories

me, a certified lifeguard: “please don’t run on the dock”teenage boy: “but why”me: “well, you could slip and seriously hurt yourself, meaning I would have to backboard you and then fill out an inciden...
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My sister knows this one boy who’s a year younger than her so they smile at each other in the hallways but sometimes he ignores her. So today, she got her yearbook and I heard her shriek “MY LIFE MAKE...
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So I’m into cake decorating, but I just went through my photos, and I found cookies I don’t remember decorating? Why did I decorate cookies to look like basketballs on November 13th? I can’t imagine ...
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So bit of a year ago, my friends and I went camping (four of us)I’m the dumb one of the group, meaning I do stupid stuff and say a lot of puns that makes my friends ready for death, but anyways. By go...
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Michael is a whale funny-story stories

Michael is a whale

So In ICT, we were making websites using the old fasion way even though all that time, WE COULD HAVE USED ADOBE DREAMWEAVER! Anyways, Everyone keeped on muttering about whales and how michael was one,...
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Oh my god. I have the best story for you guys. funny-story stories

Oh my god. I have the best story for you guys.

So my grandma calls me up to congratulate me on my promotion, right? Well we get to talking and I’m like, “So how’s your day going?” And she goes, “Oh you know, more of the same. Your grandfather told...
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So let me tell you something. One time in cooking class we had a substitute teacher. Ok so far so good. Then one of the boys found a really wierd looking nut that was like, really big. Like a golfball...
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I got a little story for y'all. So, I was camping with a bunch of friends in the summer time and it was pretty late. About 3 am, and most everyone went to sleep except for me and this one other dude. ...
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Story Time! funny-story stories

Story Time!

I went to start a load of laundry. Our washing machine is in a little shed outside, because…I don’t know. We have a small house and washing machines are loud, maybe. But I went out to the shed,  carry...
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So I left my WIP open with a scene unfinished, and when I came back my gf had taken the liberty of completing it herself:….“Oh, sweetheart. ” My mother’s indistinct form kneeled in front of me, and I ...
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My brother told me once when he was in high school he was playing with a stapler. And he took all the staples out and thought ‘I wonder what will happen if I just. ” then he stapled his thumb and turn...
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My mum was outside and I went to see what she was doing.. she was talking to one of our neighbours who had a baby. My brother came to the door and asked if our neighbours cat (other neighbour) was out...
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Problems with Ghost writing... funny-story stories

Problems with Ghost writing...

“Shortly after the publication of the address, my husband and myself were walking in Broadway, when an old soldier accosted him, with a request of him to purchase General Washington’s Farewell address...
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