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tofu_tofuSilver CommaI write about life & food. Yum.





 [For my butter half] love stories

[For my butter half]

A short poem (filled with pretty bad food puns) for my nonexistent lover. Thanks to @stadarooni for giving me the idea for this!
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#love#puns#humorous#badpuns#funny
tofu_tofu
tofu_tofuSilver CommaI write about life & food. Yum.
A Pea's Boast peapoetry stories

A Pea's Boast

Written by a dumb pea & brought to you by a piece of tofu (whose brain is currently mush).
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#peapoetry#humorous#food#prettybad#funny
tofu_tofu
tofu_tofuSilver CommaI write about life & food. Yum.
[best friends] funny stories

[best friends]

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend," but I must disagree. For me, food is my best friend.
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#funny#food#friendship#humorous
tofu_tofu
tofu_tofuSilver CommaI write about life & food. Yum.
[my first love was RICE] nonsense stories

[my first love was RICE]

Rice, my first love and my last...but then I saw you, noodles.
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#nonsense#ricenoodles#rice#food#humorous
tofu_tofu
tofu_tofuSilver CommaI write about life & food. Yum.
[Tofu, tofu…] tofu stories

[Tofu, tofu…]

This is written in honor of all the tofu...that I've eaten.
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#tofu#food#funny#humorous