funniest poems featuring Coffee

Here are the top short stories, fanfiction, poetry, and posts about Coffee on Commaful, including titles such as "TANGERINE".

Stories

TANGERINE
narcoswing Gifted Writer
3 years ago
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He gives me pretty green buds instead of roses; me and his friends, no top, in a foreign

The Screaming Monk
kaiwhite Silver Comma
3 years ago
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Sometimes I can eat food and have it go down just fine, while other times I can't hardly eat it without screaming like an angry monk. You may be asking me, "what does an angry monk even sound like?" W...

Coffee For My Roommates
kaiwhite Silver Comma
3 years ago
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I was making coffee one morning with the intention of serving it out to all of my roommates. I was up all night long boiling the water and baking the beans so that it would result in the finest cup of...

Coffee Man
kaiwhite Silver Comma
4 years ago
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I got some coffee from the coffee man today. He told me that because I am such a good customer that I get a free cup of Coffee today! I was very excited about that and told him so. I said "Me so happy...

Korean Friend
kaiwhite Silver Comma
4 years ago
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My Korean friend from the cafe had sad news for me today. As he was pouring my iced coffee he said something about 'Korea' and 'Saturday'. I walked over and asked him what he'd said. He repeated himse...

focus.
averij
4 years ago
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i can't wait until i can go away

SKCUBRATS
sarjent_sitris Silver Comma
4 years ago
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Morning fix

New Romance
kira Gifted Writer
6 years ago
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She is hot, Not like rest, She soothes my ache, Without her I am a mess,

"Cats can't drink coffee"
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
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nyssa96
7 years ago
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yikes

"Why can't you be normal?"
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
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Back from coffee pot /
bill
6 years ago
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Garfield wants coffee
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
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Jon drinks his coffee
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
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