funniest poems featuring Cars

Here are the top short stories, fanfiction, poetry, and posts about Cars on Commaful, including titles such as "We Got No Time For That Crap!".

Stories

We Got No Time For That Cr...
randyjohnson Gifted Writer
5 years ago
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I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give him a slap. He wanted hushpuppies and I said "We got no time for that crap!"

Primary Colors
narcoswing Gifted Writer
6 years ago
53
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Grapefruit sky at 7:44... I’m alive with Viracochas lightning

Our cars drive themselves
bill
6 years ago
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Detestable Car Salesman
randyjohnson Gifted Writer
5 years ago
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I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat. When it comes to how I do my job, you'd better believe that there is deceit.