funniest stories featuring Weight

Here are the top short stories, fanfiction, poetry, and posts about Weight on Commaful, including titles such as "Me: "I want to lose weight"".

Stories

Me: "I want to lose weight...
relatablejokes
6 years ago
4
0
0

  • legs

  • comedy

  • humor

  • thin

  • flat

    • I'm sick of numbers defini...
    relatablejokes
    6 years ago
    24
    0
    1

  • comedy

  • sick

  • humor

  • sat

  • defining

    • Irony
    cartoonman Gifted Writer
    6 years ago
    2
    0
    0

  • cake

  • loss

  • disappear

  • gain

  • irony

    • alas, such is life
    I don't care about your
    relatablejokes
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    1

  • comedy

  • humor

  • age

  • gender

  • sexuality

    • Scars
    edengracet Bronze Comma
    8 years ago
    18
    0
    7

  • leave

  • bullets

  • chest

  • phyical

  • break

    • You left many unseen scars
    Locks of Love
    edengracet Bronze Comma
    8 years ago
    16
    0
    5

  • beautiful

  • power

  • blond

  • fear

  • everyday

    • I was addicted to the word beautiful, and you were addicted to the power you had over me.
    Garfield lifts a weight
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • hulking

  • biceps

  • builds

  • weird

  • lifts

    • A couple of pounds
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    1
    0
    0

  • pounds

  • watchers

  • haiku

  • list

  • couple

    • Me: Your Honor, permission...
    douggie
    6 years ago
    2
    0
    0

  • comedy

  • permission

  • granted

  • judge

  • humor

    • [hunger strike]
    dancewithme
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • comedy

  • strike

  • scary

  • humor

  • sheesh