funniest stories featuring Open

Here are the top short stories, fanfiction, poetry, and posts about Open on Commaful, including titles such as "Me: If I open this bag really slowly no one will hear it".

Stories

Me: If I open this bag rea...
imajoke Gifted Writer
5 years ago
42
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  • comedy

  • bag

  • humor

  • crushshshsh

  • hear

    • Ill send you my love,
    offensivepoems
    5 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • poems

  • humor

  • dick

  • text

  • open

    • *once used the force to ho...
    kylo
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • kylo

  • ben solo

  • ways

  • lady

  • open

    • Roses are red
    offensivepoems
    6 years ago
    11
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    0

  • poems

  • humor

  • open

  • blue

  • window

    • my dream is to open up a h...
    goofball
    6 years ago
    11
    0
    0

  • comedy

  • plate

  • haggis

  • humor

  • steaming

    • Peter [while trying to sle...
    spiderman
    6 years ago
    6
    0
    1

  • tony stark

  • superhero

  • fanfiction

  • peter parker

  • marvel

    • *wife hands me a box*
    douggie
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • comedy

  • humor

  • gift

  • birthday

  • open

    • To be honest, my mouth has...
    laughing
    6 years ago
    4
    0
    0

  • comedy

  • humor

  • dentist

  • open

  • nights

    • May: *Slams open door* You...
    spiderman
    6 years ago
    7
    0
    0

  • sex

  • tony stark

  • superhero

  • fanfiction

  • peter parker

    • Out of bed
    offensivepoems
    6 years ago
    1
    0
    0

  • poems

  • humor

  • open

  • shit

  • ass

    • I guess that when your gf ...
    kylothesoftie
    6 years ago
    1
    0
    0

  • acknowledge

  • kylo

  • secs

  • month

  • fanfiction

    • Hanging on screen door
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    0
    0

  • open

  • door

  • flattened

  • haiku

  • wide

    • my doctor is getting reall...
    dancewithme
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • comedy

  • humor

  • open

  • doctor

  • jokes

    • [loud knocking]
    lovetolaugh
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • knocking

  • comedy

  • loud

  • open

  • prove

    • And I'm fascinating how mu...
    kylothesoftie
    6 years ago
    2
    0
    0

  • notice

  • kylo

  • awe

  • mannerisms

  • picky

    • Keep eyelids open /
    bill
    6 years ago
    1
    0
    0

  • poems

  • keep

  • face

  • open

  • politics

    • *jar won't open*
    kylo
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • kylo

  • hours

  • destroyed

  • ben solo

  • open

    • What?" Donkey says
    shrek Gifted Writer
    6 years ago
    0
    0

  • fanfiction

  • open

  • eyes

  • incorrect quotes

  • donkey

    • When I can't open a jar I ...
    douggie
    6 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • comedy

  • humor

  • open

  • jar

  • pathetic

    • "Open it
    shrek Gifted Writer
    5 years ago
    1
    0
    0

  • fanfiction

  • open

  • bracelet

  • ogre

  • incorrect quotes