funniest stories featuring Matter

Here are the top short stories, fanfiction, poetry, and posts about Matter on Commaful, including titles such as "Teacher: "Why are you late?" Me: "Why does it matter".

Stories

Teacher: "Why are you late...
imajoke Gifted Writer
5 years ago
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Teacher: "Why are you late...
imajoke Gifted Writer
5 years ago
30
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1

either stan twt or not, ya...
bts4life Gifted Writer
6 years ago
4
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1

just once i wish my dad wo...
kylo
6 years ago
3
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dear diary
kylo
6 years ago
3
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Daughter: What do you thin...
lovetolaugh
6 years ago
4
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Me: never go into a pet st...
goofball
6 years ago
2
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If u smoke u die
relatablejokes
6 years ago
0
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HEAR THIS
kapilquotes Gifted Writer
6 years ago
3
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you ever notice that when ...
tenas29
6 years ago
3
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Teacher: "Why are you late...
imajoke Gifted Writer
5 years ago
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