When people get too tall they start to look like suspicious politicians. I'm serious, this isn't some kind of joke. I first noticed the uncanny resemblance when I was traveling to Salt Lake City last ...
Why does my head get so big every time i drink coffee. Why does that stuff in my veins start acting like I actually care? I don't care! Like not even a little bit! I'm so over this whole thing. I just...
Sometime late last night I became aware of a person in bed with me. I got freaked out at first. I rolled over so slow. There WAS a person in bed with me! Oh my god! And the person was really big, beca...
When people get too tall they start to look like suspicious politicians. I'm serious, this isn't some kind of joke. I first noticed the uncanny resemblance when I was traveling to Salt Lake City last ...
Why does my head get so big every time i drink coffee. Why does that stuff in my veins start acting like I actually care? I don't care! Like not even a little bit! I'm so over this whole thing. I just...
Sometime late last night I became aware of a person in bed with me. I got freaked out at first. I rolled over so slow. There WAS a person in bed with me! Oh my god! And the person was really big, beca...