Taehyung: *walks in* Jungkook: I marry them
lgbtq stories featuring Bts Funny
Here are the top short stories, fanfiction, poetry, and posts about Bts Funny on Commaful, including titles such as "Jungkook: I don't date guys".
Stories
Jin: ummmm... when hairstylist blowdry someone's hair, it's called a blowjob. [Later, Jungkook comes home wet from the rain]
Tae, sitting down on the grass: Fuck my ass is wet Kook: *winks* am i turning you on?
Mirror: You, of cours- Yoongi: Wrong! it's Jimin. Better luck next time.
Jungkook: Aw, thanks babe Yoongi: If i was a gardener, you'd be my hoe
Jungkook: I mean, I love him, but I don't want to kiss him or anything Yoongi: Can't relate
Yoongi: Humans. Jimin: No, like, us. What are WE
JM: *whispers* i did hyung im sorry YG: Kiss you and give you hugs. do you want more jiminie? hyung will buy you any treat you want
TH: ur dad sent me a birthday card and i wanna say thanks JM: sure