funniest Silly poems

Here are the funniest Silly poems on Commaful, including titles such as "My Granny the Stripper.."

Poems

My Granny the Stripper.
sy Commaful Star
6 years ago
222
1
26

  • sexy

  • silly

  • funeral

  • grandma

  • stripper

    • Predictable Sy is predictable :)
    Why Compete
    synthaspide Commaful Star
    4 years ago
    177
    2
    5

  • competition

  • compete

  • why

  • non-sense

  • nonsense

    • I look outside and it hurts what I see, It's sickening to realize it's all real.
    Forever is not infinite, a...
    sy Commaful Star
    5 years ago
    155
    0
    14

  • forever

  • silly

  • food

  • rhyme

    • Quick one that had to be done twice on account of terrible internet. Grrrr
    Chippy Chips.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    119
    0
    49

  • silly

  • food

  • flood

  • rhyme

    • Proper chips come from the chippy only.
    A Night, At the Opera.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    111
    0
    25

  • growl

  • silly

  • music

  • hunger

  • rhyme

    • I'm classy and edukated
    Dinner-Party.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    111
    0
    13

  • meal

  • silly

  • robin

  • food

  • bird

    • Most silly, but I have written an awful lot today. That's my excuse anyway.
    The Dish-Washer Tablet.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    111
    0
    15

  • sick

  • poison

  • silly

  • family

  • child

    • inspired by semi true events. It's never boring in my house
    A Fish's Temerity.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    110
    0
    14

  • silly

  • fish

  • swim

  • rhyme

    • I have returned sillier than ever! Thank you boblong for the fishy prompt, sherlocktardis for tea, and to commaful for swim!
    I Promise You
    synthaspide Commaful Star
    4 years ago
    106
    1
    6

  • rain

  • promise

  • warning

  • rhymes

  • poem

    • A witch's warning to a young man.
    The Angel with the Jetpack...
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    108
    0
    11

  • wing

  • silly

  • wings

  • celestial

  • story

    • A short story-poem. I hope you enjoy!
    The Worrier.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    104
    1
    18

  • silly

  • introvert

  • funny

  • worry

  • rhyme

    • For all y'all worriers
    The Pressure-Cooker and th...
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    102
    0
    17

  • cooking

  • silly

  • mad

  • food

  • cook

    • Pressure cookers are very dangerous and really hurt.
    Brain Food.
    sy Commaful Star
    5 years ago
    98
    0
    7

  • silly

  • brain

  • food

  • funny

  • rhyme

    • A quick one
    No way
    badwriter Gold Comma
    6 years ago
    90
    0
    8

  • silly

  • smoke

    • are background pictures necessary?
    Len the Scarlet Whale.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    86
    0
    12

  • art

  • silly

  • animal

  • tribute

  • drawing

    • pt 2 of a tribute to my dad's poetry!
    The Salmon Louse.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    85
    0
    10

  • silly

  • fish

  • rhyme

    • A very silly poem indeed. Thanks to Cuculater for the prompt!
    Beans.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    85
    0
    25

  • sexy

  • underwear

  • silly

  • bean

  • food

    • Thank you to boblong for the inspiration (not that he meant to, most likely...not like this at any rate.) Please use a Yorkshire accent, it works best that way.
    Aubergine.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    83
    0
    15

  • shopping

  • silly

  • food

  • angry

  • anger

    • Why are there not more aubergine images on this site? Also, semi true story
    Oh,To Be ASea Cucumber.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    82
    1
    13

  • silly

  • animal

  • sea

  • funny

  • life

    • did you know that sea cucumbers breathe through their bum?
    Sy's Limerick Gauntlet.
    sy Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    74
    0
    9

  • silly

  • limerick

  • hot

  • rhyme

    • Naughty Sy, Naughty! NSFW