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kaiwhite
kaiwhite Silver Comma I post a new funny story everyday!!

Feelings on the Ceiling

"Why is there a feeling on the ceiling?" "Because that's where they go when we're not ready to deal with them."

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kaiwhite
kaiwhite Silver Comma I post a new funny story everyday!!

Starved

Burt's my son. He's good at swimming laps in the pool. He could probably go to the Olympics if he trains hard this spring. It's hard to know for sure though. Ok you know what, I don't feel like writi...

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kaiwhite
kaiwhite Silver Comma I post a new funny story everyday!!

A Scene From My Movie

I want to see all of the lawyers and the sales associates undo their ties and kneel before the great Fish Bush in prayer. As it's happening, I want to get the feeling that the world has come to a com...

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kaiwhite
kaiwhite Silver Comma I post a new funny story everyday!!

Do You Like the Smell of Your Nose?

Do you ever find that you don't like the way the inside of your nose smells? This is a constant problem for me. I'm always frustrated about this. It's not that it smells bad, it's just that is has thi...

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tipsie
tipsie Commaful Star dₒₙₜ yₑₗₗ ₐₜ ₘₑ ||| Mew, they/them

The Signs

Screaming, "The fuck are you tryna say?" My anger settles, I let it lay

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kgirl
kgirl Gifted Writer “In a place where fantasy meets reality”

I’VE DELETED MY STORIES

I’m desperate.

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philmichaelwebs
philmichaelwebs Gifted Writer Just a metalcore lover.

Blot of Ink

Just a poem to say thanks to those who are readin my poems and commenting! Also thanks for writing your own! It’s always nice to hear stories I relate to or just enjoy!

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dinushka
dinushka thinkingsince98.blogspot.com

to be continued

"a reader lives a thousand lives before he dies" -george rr martin

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bookgirl
bookgirl Gifted Writer Fangirl+Reader+Writer+Maniac=Me

Coming Home


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isabellaindrani
isabellaindrani Bronze Comma Writer's block & brain freeze 😭

SEARCHING


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