funniest poems featuring House

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narcoswing
narcoswing Gifted Writer Community member

Primary Colors

Grapefruit sky at 7:44... I’m alive with Viracochas lightning

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bill
bill what are you looking at

Cannot sell my house /


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offensivepoems
offensivepoems For humor -- not my poems

As the sun goes off to nap


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hamishmitchell
hamishmitchell the next great scottish poet... maybe

Don't make a sound.

Childhood courage makes you hungry. I'm trying not to be one of those soppy peeps that only write about love and heart break. Enjoy!

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bill
bill what are you looking at

His overgrown lawn /


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offensivepoems
offensivepoems For humor -- not my poems

If you're at my house


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bill
bill what are you looking at

Ex-wife and dog gone /


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offensivepoems
offensivepoems For humor -- not my poems

Fire crotch? Um, fuck no/


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bill
bill what are you looking at

Large windows! Great views! /


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bill
bill what are you looking at

House has not yet sold /


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