funniest Horse poems

Here are the funniest Horse poems on Commaful, including titles such as "Racing my New Horse."

Poems

Racing my New Horse
kaiwhite Silver Comma
3 years ago
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I was on my way to the racetrack. There was a horse that was taking me there and this was the horse that I would be riding as well. So I was really hyped. "Can you win me this race today?"

I Killed Mister Ed
randyjohnson Gifted Writer
4 years ago
39
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2
While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed. I accidentally ran over that talking horse and now he's dead.

Mexican Beans
kaiwhite Silver Comma
3 years ago
28
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1
I had to realize that one day there's going to be something really huge. I had to accept that fact. It was so hard to do. I tried to look at things for a second and really understand what was happeni...

Gelded Race Horse
randyjohnson Gifted Writer
5 years ago
24
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0
A man ripped me off, he sold me a retired race horse that had been gelded. He neglected to tell me that and my wife was so furious that I got belted.

Jon drinks his coffee
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
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