funniest Garfield poems

Here are the funniest Garfield poems on Commaful, including titles such as "Garfield reads fan mail."

Poems

Garfield reads fan mail
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
26
0
0

  • reads

  • shredding

  • mail

  • suggests

  • haiku

    • Sausage, eggs, hash browns...
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    25
    0
    1

  • sausage

  • delicious

  • hash

  • haiku

  • surprise

    • "Get off my food, cat!"
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    15
    0
    0

  • stuff

  • ear

  • food

  • haiku

  • funny

    • Garfield won't eat mice
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    15
    0
    0

  • mice

  • breath

  • haiku

  • bad

  • funny

    • Make a wish Garfield
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    15
    0
    0

  • wish

  • cake

  • birthday

  • head

  • haiku

    • Garfield's mobile bed
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    15
    0
    0

  • mobile

  • sleep

  • turtles

  • haiku

  • funny

    • "Take care of your cat"
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    15
    0
    0

  • fat

  • agrees

  • vet

  • haiku

  • care

    • Gasp! Choke! Cough! Hack! ...
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    15
    0
    0

  • finish

  • choke

  • hack

  • garfiled

  • gasp

    • "Who broke my fern, cat?"
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    14
    0
    1

  • fern

  • blames

  • stupid

  • pooky

  • broke

    • "Pipe and slippers! Fetch!...
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    14
    0
    0

  • pipe

  • keeps

  • slippers

  • haiku

  • fetches

    • Barbecue tonight!
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    13
    0
    0

  • bags

  • barbecue

  • tonight

  • haiku

  • funny

    • Cat about to sneeze
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    13
    0
    0

  • sniff

  • haiku

  • sneeze

  • funny

  • garfield

    • Jon calls Liz sweetheart
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    13
    0
    0

  • doctor

  • liz

  • haiku

  • funny

  • garfield

    • Jon wants him to beg
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    13
    0
    0

  • grovel

  • swipe

  • claws

  • drops

  • food

    • Playing with his food
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    13
    0
    1

  • bouncing

  • playing

  • fun

  • stalking

  • food

    • Garfield smokes Jon's pipe
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    13
    0
    0

  • snatches

  • pipe

  • germs

  • haiku

  • funny

    • Garfield's first sweater
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    12
    0
    0

  • sweater

  • least

  • nice

  • haiku

  • demeaning

    • "Cats can't drink coffee"
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    12
    0
    0

  • real

  • cup

  • haiku

  • slurps

  • funny

    • There's one olive left
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    12
    0
    0

  • arm

  • jar

  • left

  • stuck

  • reach

    • Garfield has a cold
    garfieldhaiku
    6 years ago
    12
    0
    0

  • stubbed

  • cold

  • colds

  • haiku

  • thoughts