funniest Dog poems

Here are the funniest Dog poems on Commaful, including titles such as "Milo's Excuse.."

Poems

Milo's Excuse.
sy Commaful Star
6 years ago
159
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22
You may not know Milo, but I do

Screaming Pug - Lyrics
kaiwhite Silver Comma
4 years ago
143
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9
When your wrinkles hang around your face Makes me wanna die, makes me wanna cry

Being Brave
kaiwhite Silver Comma
4 years ago
119
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8
I finally ate a cat last night. I know, it's a big moment for me, and so I hope you're as excited about this as I am. Let's just say that it was not as tasty as I'd hoped- in fact it was gross. It tas...

What's The Point Of A Dog?...
kaiwhite Silver Comma
4 years ago
73
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4
What even does a dog do when it's awake? What's the point of it being alive? It seems so bored and tired all the time. I guess our lives look kinda meaningless as well, same with all animals- but espe...

Cassie
mipoet Commaful Star
6 years ago
73
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4
The family dog.

Cubes In My House
kaiwhite Silver Comma
3 years ago
72
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4
I can run inside a house really fast and think about how there are cubes just next to me and they move around like a necklace. Can you do that? I don't know, can you feel it though? Like even if you c...

Yorkshire Daftness...for o...
nuttyun Bronze Comma
4 years ago
29
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6
A taste of Yorkshire...I hope you enjoy!

Five Dog Haiku's
mipoet Commaful Star
6 years ago
22
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3
Five funny and cute dog haiku's.

Darkness is still Searchin...
swayfate
5 years ago
15
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0
Abstract representation of creation

Make a wish Garfield
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
15
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0

That Damn Duck Hunt Dog
randyjohnson Gifted Writer
4 years ago
12
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2
Some call him a bastard and others call him a cunt. But everybody hates that dog that's on Duck Hunt.

Woof
v1s1ona1re
5 years ago
12
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2
here is a link to a funny video version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCiSsEfRo7o

I hate you, I love you
felonious
8 years ago
9
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5
Like, comment, follow. Ever lost someone?

The Mad Writings of a Bore...
gs_graves Gifted Writer
6 years ago
5
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2
A strange story thats very relatable if you're a dog owner.

Whenever I'm feeling alone...
offensivepoems
6 years ago
5
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0

Sleeping Garfield snores
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
3
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0

Dog owner's backyard /
bill
6 years ago
2
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0

Whenever I'm feeling alone...
offensivepoems
6 years ago
2
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0

Cat holds up a hoop
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
2
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0

Thoughts never swaying /
bill
6 years ago
1
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