funniest Dinner poems

Here are the funniest Dinner poems on Commaful, including titles such as "This Table Can't Hold The Three Of Us."

Poems

This Table Can't Hold The ...
synthaspide Commaful Star
4 years ago
125
1
9
Come, darling, dinner's ready to be served Would you like to sit by the fire or where you actually deserve?

#343: Give Me Beef!
stevewaldrop Commaful Star
4 years ago
111
1
6
A tongue-in-cheek take on Thanksgiving Dinner.

Dinner, Symbolically
usagi Silver Comma
5 years ago
55
0
3
Just an observation I made about my dinner the other night. Take it as you will.

Food for Thoughts
dawnvalley Gifted Writer
6 years ago
46
1
5
Just some thoughts for your mind while preparing your dinner.

My idea of a great literar...
poetics Gifted Writer
5 years ago
27
0
0

hunger
crabchips
6 years ago
25
0
2
the relationship with my sister is difficult, especially during dinner.

candlelight dinner—
iampoems Gifted Writer
5 years ago
22
0
0

remember when we used to e...
googlepoems Gifted Writer
5 years ago
14
0
1

"Guess what's for dinner!"
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
3
0
0

Millions of eyes,
wsryanofficial Gifted Writer
6 years ago
3
0
0

I'm oddly excited for toda...
wsryanofficial Gifted Writer
5 years ago
2
0
0

for:
offensivepoems
6 years ago
2
0
0

Dinner time, Garfield
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
2
0
0

The India trip was no winn...
whely2001
6 years ago
1
0
0

after-dinner mints
poetics Gifted Writer
6 years ago
0
0

after-dinner mints
londect
6 years ago
0
0

Garfield's dinner date
garfieldhaiku
6 years ago
0
0

I hate it when you go to g...
wsryanofficial Gifted Writer
6 years ago
0
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