craziest Comedy poems

Here are the craziest Comedy poems on Commaful, including titles such as "Emotional Baggage."

Poems

Emotional Baggage
hymn Gold Comma
4 years ago
266
3
28
Comedy Collab! Last part in "Collab Time"

return to me
blueberry_juice Gifted Writer
4 years ago
222
0
9
just return to me now.

The Hair and I.
sy Commaful Star
6 years ago
141
0
23
My hair is silver with touches of purple green and blue. It's my birthday hair for tomorrow :)

Trump's Stolen Credit Card
randyjohnson Gifted Writer
5 years ago
123
1
3
I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago. I spent ten million dollars and prison was where I had to go.

Texting Do Not's
mipoet Commaful Star
6 years ago
121
0
2
Expert advice on what not to text! :) Warning, some mildly crude humor.

Penny and Brain
randyjohnson Gifted Writer
3 years ago
110
1
5
Doctor Claw was an evil genius and he committed many crimes. If it wasn't for Penny and her dog, he would've won every time.

Chun Li Kicks People's Ass...
randyjohnson Gifted Writer
5 years ago
106
0
2
Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II.

Middle Aged Charlie Brown
randyjohnson Gifted Writer
5 years ago
96
2
7
As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute. Back then I could laugh about it and I didn't give a hoot.

Jack And The BeanstalkPart...
poet_tani Gifted Writer
5 years ago
92
0
6
Hmm, presenting another fairytale revised... It's a bit lame but worth a try.. Spent a lotta effort; looking for some substantial criticism! Cheers!

Dear Son
mipoet Commaful Star
6 years ago
89
0
10
An attempt at a funny poem.

Ashokan Reservoir, NY
narcoswing Gifted Writer
6 years ago
81
1
7
Existential questions at the border of a bridge.

Creator's Convo
poet_tani Gifted Writer
5 years ago
79
1
6
Another inspirational poem to continue with the #GodHumanTalk Series. This has amalgamated flavors of comedy, fiction and then an eventual lesson. Hope you enjoy!

The Young Man Bert
kgirl Gifted Writer
4 years ago
76
0
7
The nonsensical story of a young man named Bert and of his weird dog. This is my entry for the “Didn’t Go As Planned” contest. Also, it’s my first attempt at limerick writing and I know it’s not perfe...

I’VE DELETED MY STORIES
kgirl Gifted Writer
4 years ago
71
0
10
I’m desperate.

True Betrayal.
perwickbay Silver Comma
6 years ago
71
0
11
A poem about my cat deciding that my bed isn't good enough for her anymore. No matter how much it hurts, I always take her back.

Cassie
mipoet Commaful Star
6 years ago
73
0
4
The family dog.

Can We Just Agree?
mipoet Commaful Star
6 years ago
71
1
10
Our world is so divided. Politics, religion, race.

Vidiot
randyjohnson Gifted Writer
5 years ago
71
1
3
My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops. It all happened when the damn idiot stole from Gamestop.

Players
birdyisangel Gifted Writer
5 years ago
63
0
0
All the world’s a stage.

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4 years ago
61
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