"Hello?", I heard on the phone. "Hello, ma'am. Dominos service here. Actually, you hadn't given your address, so where should I leave the pizza?", I politely asked. "Oh yes yes. 'Dominos' pizza. Yes I had asked for a pizza. Just drop it in the public park", I heard the lady say.
Now, there were many public parks in America. WHERE SHOULD I DROP IT???? I cleared my throat, "I am asking for your address ma'am" (I hope you don't live in the public park), I resisted adding. "What's an address?", she asked, "Is it a dress? Well I have ten".
"I want your address. The place where you live", I said as calmly as I could. I had met many people who did not send their address. But this lady was the most annoying! "Why do you want my address?", she asked. "To deliver the pizza. That you ordered", I sighed.
After a little silence, she spoke,"I am sorry, but I don't remember my address. It's been ten..no nine...or....never mind...Actually, it's been quite a few years since I checked my address".