Tepid. Unsatisfyingly cool. Luke-warm, beige, alright. Really, this isn’t okay...
It’s a man-made diabolical disgrace!
Almost as awful as James Blunt.
Imagine James Blunt on repeat all day.
A frown, then a look of sheer horror. Then gradually a smug smile creases onto my face.
At least I put the water in before the milk.