No, not in the bathroom.
Not under my bed, either.
Nor were they at my desk!
"Yang! Have you seen my glasses!" I called out.
"What are you..."
"And before you say it, no, they are not in my pockets!"
"And no, I didn't leave them in their case."
"Nor are they on my head! I've looked everywhere and I can't find them!"
Yang sighed. "Ruby, I was trying to tell you that you don't own any reading glasses. Your vision was fine, last time I checked."
I stared blankly at her as I processed what she said.
"... Wait, then why did I buy this case for them?"