I saw them nearby, just down the street. A woman was looking at a map, a confused expression on her face.
She didn't know the city too well. How sad it was! It was my job to swoop in and save her!
"Bonjour, mademoiselle! Are you lost? Do you know where you're going?" I gave a dazzling smile.
I could tell she was stricken by my glamour! "Uh... yes, I'm trying to get to this station..."
"Ah, that's not too far from here! Just a right here, a left there, and go straight! You can't miss it!" I directed her with magnificent poses that were sure to impress anybody.
"Oh, thank you very much, young lady!"
"Non, non, mademoiselle! I am not a lady, but a monsieur!"
It seems like the issue was settled nicely, since she walked off without another word.
Evening had come around, and it was time to wash myself in my luxurious private bath!
...Which I shared with my classmates.
Just as I was about to head in, a hand fell on my shoulder.
"Hey, I think you're confused, this is the boys' bath." I heard Kirishima tell someone.
I turned to face the person behind me, only to discover it was Kirishima himself.
"Oh, it's you, Aoyama! Nevermind."
... Huh? Was I mistaken for a girl twice, today?
When we entered the bath, I went to the corner to make sure of something.
Taking a deep breath, I shuffled my hand under my towel.
Out of nowhere, I screamed, grabbing the attention of everyone else.
"What's wrong, Aoyama?" Iida called out.
But then I breathed a sigh of relief. "Never mind, they're still there."
"Huh? They are?"