Kaiba: I got an ancient spirit haunting me too

Yugi: I did it once

Joey: Kaiba, you like Duel Monsters?

Grandpa: the what

*phone rings*

*at a coliseum or something*

PRESENT DAY

Joey: How have we never heard of this

Kaiba: Eat shit old man

Joey: What happened to "My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards?"

Kaiba: hold on

Kaiba: *tears Blue Eyes in half*

Yugi: well this was one wild duel

Yugi: turns out there's a real fun puzzle in Duel Monsters

Pharaoh: Just shut up and take the mind crush

Long ago when the pyramids were still young, Egyptians played card games

Yugi: Kaiba did you just hear that

*Yugi and Kaiba duel, there are no rules, Kaiba summons three Blue Eyes*

Joey: It's a zombie! Kill him!

Yugi: Grandpa's delusional! Tea, take him to the hospital while I duel Kaiba