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Mario takes on Kong! I don't know, but I think it's been decided šŸŽ¶

šŸŽ¤ Hold my moustache šŸŽ§

Listen here, Mr...

Listen here, Mr... *adjusts glasses*

Listen here, Mr... *adjusts glasses* "Pong"?!

Listen here, Mr... *adjusts glasses* "Pong"?! oh, I'm sorry

Listen here, Mr... *adjusts glasses* "Pong"?! oh, I'm sorry M r.

Listen here, Mr... *adjusts glasses* "Pong"?! oh, I'm sorry M r. K

Listen here, Mr... *adjusts glasses* "Pong"?! oh, I'm sorry M r. K o

Listen here, Mr... *adjusts glasses* "Pong"?! oh, I'm sorry M r. K o n

Listen here, Mr... *adjusts glasses* "Pong"?! oh, I'm sorry M r. K o n g

Listen here, Mr... *adjusts glasses* "Pong"?! oh, I'm sorry M r. K o n g *peers through the glasses into the hairy creature*

Yeah, I'm short

Yeah, I'm short but only to make sure

Yeah, I'm short but only to make sure I can sneak in

Yeah, I'm short but only to make sure I can sneak in and uppercut

Yeah, I'm short but only to make sure I can sneak in and uppercut that animal g l a m o u r

Because truth be told,

Because truth be told for me to be tall,

Because truth be told for me to be tall, it's just a matter of fungal growth.

But it's not the kind you got on your toes,

But it's not the kind you got on your toes, you circus-sold animal!

And game tongue?

And game tongue? p l e a s e

And game tongue? p l e a s e Have you read my CV?

I'm a master plumber,

I'm a master plumber, f00l!

I'm a master plumber, f00l! and that means my hands are to "pipes"

what the St. Peter key's are to them Pearly Whites!

So,

So, h u s h

So, h u s h cuz guess who

So, h u s h cuz guess who ain't bout to get his moustache

So, h u s h cuz guess who ain't bout to get his moustache s m o o c h e d.

*Washes hands*

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