dada: an original dark dialogue

sophie: hey dada! hi!

sophie: it's me!

sophie: sophie!

sophie: your number 1 favourite princess!

dad: oh hey, little darling!

sophie: i miss you SOOOO much!

sophie: i miss you SOOOO much! *hugs*

dad: awww, darling! i miss you the most.

sophie: guess what? i have great news!

dad: news? what is it, sweetheart?

sophie: i got an a on my math test!

sophie: mrs. wilson even put a sticker on it!

sophie: she was very proud of me!

sophie: and i hope you are too!

dad: that's the spirit, kiddo!

dad: that's the spirit, kiddo! and yes, daddy is very proud of you.

dad: that's the spirit, kiddo! and yes, daddy is very proud of you. wanna get ice cream?

sophie: oh yes!!! PLEASE!

dad: alright, little angel. let's go.

sophie: YAYYYY!!!!

sophie: YAYYYY!!!! THANK YOU DADA!!

dad: you're welcome darling.

later...

dad: hey...

dad: where's mom?

sophie: oh...

sophie: oh... mama, haha :)

sophie: she has never been this better than before!

dad: darling, where is sh--?

sophie: thank you for the doll you gave me.

sophie: it really made my day more happier!

dad: how is this related to your mother at all?

sophie: shush, shush, shush.

sophie: shush, shush, shush. your number 1 favourite princess is talking right now.

dad: *acts sternly* sweetie, don't ever interrupt your dada like this. it's very disrespectful and rud--

sophie: so, i played dressup with my doll...

dad: i said don't INTERRU-

sophie: ring around the rosy...

dad: sweetheart, did you even HEA-?

sophie: and put makeup to it.

sophie: that doll was very special to me.

dad: alright, we are NOT getting ice cream due to your behaviour.

sophie: so i taped the doll on a nice concrete wall,

sophie: so i taped the doll on a nice concrete wall, so she can never be out of my sight ever again.

dad: SWEETIE, DO YOU EVEN HEAR WHAT I SAID?

sophie: but she didn't like the time when i accidentally removed her head off.

sophie: i never knew the doll had emotions.

sophie: she was screaming and crying for no reason.

sophie: she was screaming and crying for no reason. with lots of blood drooping from her fragile neck.

dad: *screams*

dad: *screams* WOULD YOU PLEASE-

sophie: the blood was red and watery,

sophie: the blood was red and watery, but it tastes like iron soup!

sophie: it was surprisingly delicious!

dad: (is thinking "wtf....")

dad: (is thinking "wtf....") *sighs* alright.

dad: (is thinking "wtf....") *sighs* alright. was it the doll i gave you last christmas?

dad: (is thinking "wtf....") *sighs* alright. was it the doll i gave you last christmas? or was it...

sophie: no dada,

sophie: no dada, it was my new doll.

sophie: no dada, it was my new doll. her name was mama.

dad: HOW DARE YOU?

dada: WAIT.... SO YOU KILLED MY WIF-?

sophie: yes.

sophie: yes. so you will have no other girls to adore but me.

sophie: i have one last saying for you.

sophie: is this true?

sophie: is this true? am i still your number 1 favourite princess?

sophie: is it true? am i still your number 1 favourite princess? despite for what i had done?