You're the only one I never cheated on. Did you know that? I cheated on Jarrod with some black guy whose name I don't remember. His mouth tasted like weed and his back was too muscular. He was pissed ...

"She's not cute. Did you think she was?" The thing about her isn't that she's traditionally beautiful. It's not that she's so hot you lose your mind and self control because you can't take your eyes o...