1. Q. Why can't you play hide and seek with mountains? A. Because they're always peaking!
2. Fred: I got in trouble for something I didn't do
Bob: What's that?
Fred: My homework
3. Q. Why was the king only a foot tall? A. Because he was a ruler!
4. Q. Why did the hamburger always lose the race? A. Because he could never ketchup
5. Q, Why did the lady throw her butter out of the window? A. Because she wanted to see a butterfly
6. Q. Why did the credit card go to jail? A. Because it was guilty as charged
7. Q, What do you call a fake pasta? A. an impasta!
8. Q. Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot? A. Because he wanted to have a clean getaway!
9. Q. What is a race car driver's favorite meal? A. Fast food
10. Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen to the beach? A. Because it didn't want to peel!