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wiltedrose
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Australian men are weird, especially when they're part Korean and in a kpop band.

Aussies are weird...

i found this picture on google of someone asking, "does anyone ever think that Chan and Felix go around the dorms screaming at each other in English?"

so i got inspired

but Chris and Felix aren't the only ones who speak good English, there's also Seungmin, and Hannie :)

so just, take a moment of silence for them. They're good English speakers. (LIKE DAMN JISUNG WHEN DID YOU LEARN-)

I got inspired by that question, so I'm gonna just write some conversations that the Australian boys probably have on a day to day basis.

1)- Felix: Hey, Chan can I use your laptop for something real quick? Mine wont connect to the internet.

Chan, *hesitating*: uh... i guess-

Chan: wait you dont have a comput-

Felix, already running out the door: OKAY THANKS BYE!!

2)- Chan: Felix why do you look so sad?

Felix: the staff called me yongbok again.

Chan: *blinks*

Chan: when will you get over this-

Felix *sobbing again*: WHY DID MY PARENTS GIVE ME THIS NAME????

3)- Felix: Okay, so you were born in Korea, right?

Chan: ...yes?

Felix: and then moved to Aussie, correct?

Chan: Where are you coming from-

Felix: So, why don't you have a fucking Korean name, but I do-

Chan: I DONT KNOW, WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT PARENTS, WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU GET OVER THIS DAMN NAME THING-

4)- Chan: OI FELIX!

Chan: CMERE BRO!

Felix: HERE'S YOUR RAMEN!

Chan *utter confusion*: WHADYA MAKE BRO?

Felix, instantly swerving away from Chan with a plastic container in his hands: T'S FOR ME CUZ!!

Chan, now sad in Australian: Oi...

oi... :(

(we all know this video was iconic, and this is what brought me to stan them)

5)- Felix: Aren't you technically native to Korea, if you were...born in...Korea??

Chan: That's- *pauses* that's-

Chan: that's actually a good point, yeah.

6)- Felix and Seungmin (oh hi baby): *making pancakes again*

Felix: *accidentally bumps into Seungmin and burns his hand* OMG NOO IM SORRY!!!

Seungmin: OW!!! ITS OKAY- JUST OWW-

Chan *seeing the chaos*: FELIX WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY SON!?

Felix: I ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED INTO HIM IM SORRY FORGIVE ME!!!

Chan: GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN, NOW

Felix *sobbing*: NOOOOO PLEASSEEEEEE I SAID I WAS SORRY-

Chan: IF YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH MY KID THEN YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH MY DISHES!

Felix: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHANNNNN FORGIVEE MEEEEE-

Seungmin: You just made more chaos than Lix and I ever could've.

7)- Chan: I know we've all had a long day, and we have to practice early in the morning, so... try to get at least a little sleep?

Everyone: nods (changbin not in here sobsob)

Chan: Hey, where's Felix?

Jisung: Oh he went to go play Mario Kart.

Chan:

Chan: FELIX GET YOUR ASS IN YOUR BED RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD

Felix: MAKE ME

Chan, walking down the stairs already: YOU HEARD ME, GET IN BED!

Felix: AGAIN, MAKE ME!

Chan: LEE YO-

Felix, shoots up from the couch: NO NOT THE NAME ANYTHING BUT THE FULL NAME!!!

~Fin~ Help me I’m dead

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