i found this picture on google of someone asking, "does anyone ever think that Chan and Felix go around the dorms screaming at each other in English?"
so i got inspired
but Chris and Felix aren't the only ones who speak good English, there's also Seungmin, and Hannie :)
so just, take a moment of silence for them. They're good English speakers. (LIKE DAMN JISUNG WHEN DID YOU LEARN-)
I got inspired by that question, so I'm gonna just write some conversations that the Australian boys probably have on a day to day basis.
1)- Felix: Hey, Chan can I use your laptop for something real quick? Mine wont connect to the internet.
Chan, *hesitating*: uh... i guess-
Chan: wait you dont have a comput-
Felix, already running out the door: OKAY THANKS BYE!!
2)- Chan: Felix why do you look so sad?
Felix: the staff called me yongbok again.
Chan: when will you get over this-
Felix *sobbing again*: WHY DID MY PARENTS GIVE ME THIS NAME????
3)- Felix: Okay, so you were born in Korea, right?
Felix: and then moved to Aussie, correct?
Chan: Where are you coming from-
Felix: So, why don't you have a fucking Korean name, but I do-
Chan: I DONT KNOW, WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT PARENTS, WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU GET OVER THIS DAMN NAME THING-
4)- Chan: OI FELIX!
Chan: CMERE BRO!
Felix: HERE'S YOUR RAMEN!
Chan *utter confusion*: WHADYA MAKE BRO?
Felix, instantly swerving away from Chan with a plastic container in his hands: T'S FOR ME CUZ!!
Chan, now sad in Australian: Oi...
(we all know this video was iconic, and this is what brought me to stan them)
5)- Felix: Aren't you technically native to Korea, if you were...born in...Korea??
Chan: That's- *pauses* that's-
Chan: that's actually a good point, yeah.
6)- Felix and Seungmin (oh hi baby): *making pancakes again*
Felix: *accidentally bumps into Seungmin and burns his hand* OMG NOO IM SORRY!!!
Seungmin: OW!!! ITS OKAY- JUST OWW-
Chan *seeing the chaos*: FELIX WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY SON!?
Felix: I ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED INTO HIM IM SORRY FORGIVE ME!!!
Chan: GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN, NOW
Felix *sobbing*: NOOOOO PLEASSEEEEEE I SAID I WAS SORRY-
Chan: IF YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH MY KID THEN YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH MY DISHES!
Felix: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHANNNNN FORGIVEE MEEEEE-
Seungmin: You just made more chaos than Lix and I ever could've.
7)- Chan: I know we've all had a long day, and we have to practice early in the morning, so... try to get at least a little sleep?
Everyone: nods (changbin not in here sobsob)
Chan: Hey, where's Felix?
Jisung: Oh he went to go play Mario Kart.
Chan: FELIX GET YOUR ASS IN YOUR BED RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD
Felix: MAKE ME
Chan, walking down the stairs already: YOU HEARD ME, GET IN BED!
Felix: AGAIN, MAKE ME!
Chan: LEE YO-
Felix, shoots up from the couch: NO NOT THE NAME ANYTHING BUT THE FULL NAME!!!
~Fin~ Help me I’m dead