I think I could wear a similar shoe to Keith's wedding.
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I think I could wear a similar shoe to Keith's wedding.

I haven't seen these shoes before.

I'm sitting here with the toilet seat down and my pants up.

Looking at the shoe which is more in my side then his at this stage.

I'm wondering who it is...

You'll think it's weird, but I know most of the shoes that come in here, I even have names for their owners.

But not these shoes.

Maybe it's the sales leader in from Atlanta.

I heard Shane talking about that earlier this morning when he answered the phone.

I think he had another big night with one of his clients.

He was in and out of the toilet all morning.

Even had puke on his shiny brown boots.

Some people are so efficient.

They drop their pants before they even close the door.

I hear them sit down, 1 plop, 3 or 4 wipes and away they go.

I suspect they are the managers.

Like John with the brown shoes and colored socks.

Some have cool trainers. I'm guessing they are from the software company next door.

I hear them playing games on their phone while they shit.

I'm in the middle cubicle.

I sit here a lot silently, thinking someday...

I'll have a better job.

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