All around me are flashing lights, and a loud vacuum like noise. I find myself and my Camaro heading straight for a horde of titans. Thankful that my car is equipped to battle titans, I vaporize one with a missle, then harpoon the rest of their napes and drag them to their death. Relieved that was taken care of so quickly, I screech to a halt, throwing up a fan of dirt as I brake. Ahead is a group of people on horseback watching in awe as I halt in front of them. 'Who the fuck? Where did they come from?' As I get out, I hear one of these unknown individuals order the others back from this demon and leaves a long scratch on my car with his sword. The asshole also breaks my headlight. Forget playing nice.
front of them. 'Who the fuck? Where did they come from?' As I get out, I hear one of these unknown individuals order the others back from this demon and leaves a long scratch on my car with his sword. The asshole also breaks my headlight. Forget playing nice.
"Asshole!" I scream, walking rapidly to get into his face, "Ever touch my car again I will fucking kill you!" I shove him, and he shoves me back. Up in each others faces and staring at each other threateningly, we are about to continue our shoving match when a blonde gentleman with an air of authority pushes us apart.
"ENOUGH! Until we can figure out what to do with her, she is your responsibility and does not leave your sight!". To me he replies, "This is dangerous territory, I highly recommend you allow us to give you shelter, and I must confess my curiosity towards your method of titan killing. Please, know that we mean you no harm, but cannot allow this opportunity to pass. You will accompany Captain levi everywhere. Your alternative is the garrison prison."
I turn to look at the Captain. "Everywhere? You mean to tell me I have to sit in the bathroom with him for hours while he tries to find his tiny dick?" Levi's scowl deepens, and I put my face directly into his. "I can't help you there, I don't have tweezers THAT small". Furious, he turns to his Commander.
"Commander Erwin" he says, "I feel this is a huge mistake." Erwin brushes off the comment and instead addresses a brown haired girl with thick glasses. "Hanji, find a way to get this metal contraption out of sight of the walls, and make it quick." "Yes sir!" she exclaims looking very excited at the prospect. "One more fucking scratch on my car...just one.." I comment as she walks past.
she walks past. "You. Get on." I turn to look at the Captain, and find he is on his horse waiting for me. "Are you deaf, or are you stupid? Get. On. Don't make me come down there and collect you." "You're a piece of shit", I say and climb up behind him.
"Hold on." Ignoring him, I place my hands on the horses hindquarters instead to keep myself steadied. We soon come to the gates of what I assume is a large city. 'Oh my, what is this? Their manner of dress, the buildings, horse drawn carriages? Where AM I?' We stop immediately upon reaching the stables outside a large building with two wings which extend off the main entrance. As he's rubbing down his horse I think maybe he is distracted enough that I might be able to run and get myself lost in the crowd.
be able to run and get myself lost in the crowd. I barely take a step when lightning quick, he grabs my arm and yanks me up against the wall. He presses himself up against me so close I can feel his heartbeat. "Listen up. Even if you were to succeed in getting away, where is that hunk of metal garbage? Do you think you could find it before I find you?" We are exactly the same height, and the eyes that are staring directly into mine are cold and emotionless.
'He's right', I think to myself. 'and even if i did find my car, how long would my gas last? I don't even know where I am.' I lift my head defiantly, matching his cold stare. "Fine. I'll trust my car to your Hanji, and I will accompany you. You however, will keep your hands off me."
He grabs me closer, and painfully. "Listen you stupid bitch. If you'd rather then I'd gladly hand you over to the drunken perverts in the military police. They can lock you up and do whatever they want to you, I don't give a shit. However, I've been given my orders and I intend to follow them." I begin to argue, but he cuts me off. "Make your choice."
"Get off of me." He smirks. "Whatever you're afraid I might do to you, please be reassured I don't want 'that' from 'you'." "I'm not afraid of you. and as far as 'that' goes don't worry. The feeling is mutual."
He snarls in frustration, grabbing me by the shirt and throwing me forward. I stumble, but manage to keep my balance. "Move." We continue on in silence, which is only broken by the occasional direction stated in his cold voice. Finally he tells me to stop, unlocks the door and ushers me into a sparsely furnished room. The most ornate thing in the whole room is a mahogany desk with stacks upon stacks of paperwork on it.
He shoves me onto the couch. "Stay there until I can figure what the fuck to do with you." He sits behind his desk, runs his fingers through his hair and begins going through the paperwork on his desk. He looks up at me after awhile, noting me looking out the window. Continuing to watch me, he takes in the long blonde hair, soft eyes looking longingly out his window, the shape of my body and the very revealing top....
'Do they not have decent clothing where she comes from? Tch. Distracting.' annoyed, he rolls his eyes and continues writing. A moment later, there is a knock on the door. "Enter." Commander Erwin comes in, looks at me, nods and addresses Levi. "We need to discuss this new development. Hanji is down waiting for us in her lab." "What do I do with that?", Levi says as I glare daggers at him. Erwin turns to me. "Ma'am, I apologize that I had never inquired as to your name."
"What do I do with that?", Levi says as I glare daggers at him. Erwin turns to me. "Ma'am, I apologize that I had never inquired as to your name." "Heather." "Heather...?", he prompts.
"Just Heather. And may I add I have NEVER been treated so disrespectfully in my life. Your subordinate here clearly lacks your social graces." I can see Levi's face reddening in anger, and so does Erwin. He shoots Levi a warning glance and replies "I sincerely apologize for anything Levi may have said or done,but I assure you he is the only one I'm completely confident can keep you safe from
any dealings with the military police." Erwin turns his attention then to Levi. "Now, Levi. Please escort the lady RESPECTFULLY to the mess hall." "Lady my ass..." He grumbles, shooting one more annoyed glance at my chest. He then sends me down to the mess hall, where he tells me to "Clean this fucking dump.", and leaves to join Erwin and Hanji.
Levi's Journal: What a fucking bitch! If Erwin and Hanji weren't backing her, she'd probably be in a ditch somewhere as far as I'm concerned. Her and her ridiculous metal weapon. We were in the middle of a mission. She could have killed us with her explosives. Is her brain the size of potato girls? God. And now she's my problem. Like I need more problems.
I already have the new recruits to deal with, and now this bitch. It seems like she's got the whole scouting legion up her asshole. Hanji's thinking of setting up a space for that piece of shit "car". We barely have enough rations for food and cleaning supplies. How the hell are we going to set up a fucking house for that stupid shit machine? If shitty glasses thinks she is going to make me pick up animal shit to
fuel this car she's going to be sorely mistaken with another foot up her ass. MINE. Heather's Journal: What kind of backwards shit show did I end up in? What is this, the 14th century? I'm lost, I don't know how I'm going to get back and how do I get treated? First off this tiny dick bastard attacks my car with his fucking sword.
He's lucky I didn't kill him on the spot. If I had my gun on me he would have been nothing but a fucking grease stain on the ground. He's lucky his superior held me back, but now for some reason I'm being told that I'm HIS responsibility! Don't I get a say in this? Why him? And why should I have to follow any of them around like a damn puppy? Not to mention there's something wrong with my car, so now I'm pretty much stuck and I'm going to need fuel.
fuel. I have to rely on this Hanji person to help me figure out some compatible fuel source. Maybe we should use Levi shit to fuel my car. Heck, that alone could fuel an entire city. It's an inexhaustible resource, he just opens his mouth and crap falls right out. Oh do I hate this man! Everything he says is like a mind sucking toxic waste event!