The next day: 'this is stupid, I just sit here and watch the cadets train, and listen to Levi yell at them all day. How boring. They get yelled at even worse if they say something nice to me. And his attitude today, what's up with that? He's being disgustingly sweet...and creepy. And what did he mean when that long faced boy smiled at me earlier? He said 'that's not yours Jean....'
I glance quickly at him. 'This morning at breakfast, sneaking his arm around my waist....' I shudder. 'and when I woke up this morning, he was sitting on the damn couch looking down at me like....ugh and his hand stroking my hair out of my face...' Shuddering again, I block the thought. As if on cue, he turns to look at me. Smiling, he winks and turns back to the cadets. 'ew.'
"Is there SOMETHING I can do? I'm tired of sitting here." He turns to me, and smiling points to the stables. "Of course, go feed the horses." Relieved at having something to do, but kind of unnerved at his weird behavior I head to the stables. Looking back, I can see him still watching me, that wretched grin on his face. Entering the stables, I take a deep breath and enjoy the solitude. It's nice and quiet, and good to get away.
good to get away. Levi walks in an hour later to find me deep in conversation with his horse. "You're a pretty girl, aren't you?" The horse nods her head. "Yes you are!" I give her an apple and rub her head. "What are you doing?" I turn to find him leaning up against the door, his hands in his pockets.
"Feeding the horses, like you said." "You're having a conversation with my horse?" "Best conversation i've had since getting here." "Oh that's amusing, princess. It's lunch, let's go." Ignoring him I continue talking to his horse. "Do you like being
Levi's horse?" She shakes her head and I laugh. "I wouldn't either." He rolls his eyes. "Let's go." "I'm not hungry." "You have to eat something." "Why? If I starve, your problems are solved, Levi."
He starts walking towards me, a big grin on his face. "I'm not really hungry either but I could use a nap, maybe you should join me...." He reaches out to touch me and I jump back. "Ew! Gross! Tasteless gruel sounds great, lets go." 'That's what I thought, you bitch', he thinks following me out of the stables. "You can go back to my quarters when we're done. Do stay there and be a good girl."
"Either my throwing arm is stronger than I thought, or that bread I hit you with was rock hard. What the hell is wrong with you?" Putting his hand on the small of my back, he guides me into the mess hall. "Maybe I'm just seeing you in a different light....." Grinning, he grabs a tray and turns to sit down.
He doesn't come back until late, and I'm already lying down to sleep. Coming up to the couch, he sits down and I can't scoot away. 'ugh, what does he want?' "Are you going to stay here tonight? Not go on any adventures?" Leaning in close, he strokes my hair away from my forehead and I flinch. "Yes, I'm staying here. Are you disappointed?" He just smiles and goes to his room without another word. 'this is going better than I expected. No attitude except the occasional slip up from the little bitch', he chuckles to himself 'this must be soo difficult for her....good'. He settles in for the night.
'this is going better than I expected. No attitude except the occasional slip up from the little bitch', he chuckles to himself 'this must be soo difficult for her....good'. He settles in for the night. 'what a creep threatening to make me sleep next to him, that's so disgusting. And that smug look of his like he won some kind of battle. He was bluffing...I bet he was bluffing, and I'm going to call him out on it.' I roll over, irritated.
and I'm going to call him out on it.' I roll over, irritated. '...wait', I sit up, worried. 'what if he isn't bluffing? I mean, how badly do you want to test this?' Tossing and turning and getting more irritated by the second thinking about the fact that he actually DID kind of win, I can't help my stupid mouth. 'is he bluffing, or not? let's roll them dice...'
"Leeeeviiii!" Rolling over, he groans and puts his pillow over his head. "Leeeviiii" Bolting upright in his bed, he puts his face in his hands and sighs. 'what does she want?' "What the hell do you want?" he mumbles irritatedly. "I'm feeling like going to the training room again, maybe you should keep an eye on me...."
'WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE SAY????!!!!' "Leeeeviiii" He storms to the door, only to stop and turn back to his bed. 'she's calling your bluff Levi. What are you going to do now? Should've known this streak wouldn't last...' He heads back towards the door again only to once again turn around. Stopping mid stride he steps towards the door, shakes his head, turns again and stops.
Biting down on his knuckles, he tries to think. 'If I don't go out there, she'll know I was bluffing. If I do, then I'll have to follow through and that annoying shit will be in my bed...' He's pacing again. Rolling his eyes, he mutters "fuck", and heads out the door. Putting on his game face, he smiles and heads towards me. I'm staring at him amused. My amusement turns to disgust when I realize that he's about to follow through with his threat. 'damn it'. He grabs me up, kicking and punching and heads for his room. 'Wait Heather, this is perfect', I think trying not to grin.
when I realize that he's about to follow through with his threat. 'damn it'. He grabs me up, kicking and punching and heads for his room. 'Wait Heather, this is perfect', I think trying not to grin. "You require company tonight princess? Of course, anything you wish..." He says sarcastically and tosses me on the bed.
Suddenly uncomfortable, Levi studies me closely. I'm just lying there smiling up at him. 'what's she got up her sleeve?' Cautiously, he moves over to his side of the bed. A moment later, he feels the bed move and 'oh god, what..is..she doing?' I wrap my arms around him and nestle my head against his chest. Shoving me away, he sits up horrified.
"What is this shit?! Get off me!" I scoot closer trying to grab him. "Levi, YOU said you would be my pillow...YOU ALSO SAID, either I behaved or we snuggle...unless you were bluffing...." At a loss as to how to respond to this whole mess, Levi flops back onto the bed and puts his arm over his eyes.
'shit...shit shit shit!' Meanwhile I snuggle back up to him again and pretend to go to sleep. 'this is so gross, but hella worth it!' I think to myself feeling how badly he's shaking and how loud his heart is pounding. 'oh you miserable shit, check mate.' He scoots away a bit, but I just wrap my leg over the top of him and snuggle in closer. "P-please just go b-back to the couch!" 'did he just STUTTER?! Oh god I LOVE THIS!' 'did I just STUTTER? oh god, I HATE this!'
'did he just STUTTER?! Oh god I LOVE THIS!' 'did I just STUTTER? oh god, I HATE this!' "Levi you literally told me only moments ago, 'anything you wish'....and I'm sooo comfortable..." Running my hand up his chest, I nestle in closer.
Scooting away again, he doesn't realize how close to the edge of the bed he is. He tumbles off the edge, hitting his head on the night table. I fly up off the bed and run for the living room laughing hysterically. Levi's Journal: Should have known my luck would run out. Stupid bitch can't help herself. And now I look (and feel!) like an absolute idiot! Nevermind the fact she called my bluff, could my virgin ass be any more obvious?
obvious? God, if she picked up on that, if she says one fucking word.... SHE MADE ME STUTTER LIKE A LITTLE BOY!!! Horrible slip Levi, you couldn't act like it didn't phase you??? God, in hindsight I wish I would of had the presence of mind to play along. That would of stopped her in her tracks.....fuck and now my bed smells like her too....
Heathers Journal: Well, I officially jumped out the window and fed myself to a titan. IT WAS WORTH IT!!!! Oh I called the little troll's bluff! He stuttered and fell and hit his head on his night table...I'm dying! Talking all that smack, but when it came down to it he was completely impotent! Maybe impotent isn't the right word for it. Flaccid? Limp? Hahahahaha! Nothin but a scared little boy. Thank goodness I called that correctly or I'd be the one with egg on my face right now. WORTH IT!!!!!
correctly or I'd be the one with egg on my face right now. WORTH IT!!!!!