took a bath
six days a week
when he stepped
in the tub
he gave his beard
a thoughtful rub
He'd seen the water level rise
(perhaps he'd eaten all the pies)
"Eureka" he yelled, "this is great"
"the displaced water tells my weight".
The volume got quite loud anon
as he bounced outside with no clothes on
the crowd yelled, "Where's your chiton! Cheek!"
Or words to that effect in Greek.
The moral of this tale, it seems,
is - Feel quite free to yell "Eureka"
but when you do your maths homework
there's no need to become a streaker.