Eureka!
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EUREKA!

Archimedes
super Greek
took a bath
six times a week

But once
when he stepped
in the tub
he gave his beard
a thoughtful rub

He'd seen the water level rise
(perhaps he'd eaten all the pies)
"EUREKA" he yelled "this is great
"The displaced water tells my weight."

The volume got quite loud anon
as he bounced outside with no clothes on
the crowd yelled, "Where's your chiton! Cheek! "
Or words to that effect in Greek.

The moral of this tale, it seems,
is - It feels good to yell "Eureka"
but when you do your maths homework
there's no need to become a streaker.

Eureka!

Archimedes

super Greek

took a bath

six days a week

But once

when he stepped

in the tub

he gave his beard

a thoughtful rub

He'd seen the water level rise

(perhaps he'd eaten all the pies)

"Eureka" he yelled, "this is great"

"the displaced water tells my weight".

The volume got quite loud anon

as he bounced outside with no clothes on

the crowd yelled, "Where's your chiton! Cheek!"

Or words to that effect in Greek.

The moral of this tale, it seems,

is - Feel quite free to yell "Eureka"

but when you do your maths homework

there's no need to become a streaker.

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