I haven't got skeletons in my closet
I've got zombies
Those undying stalkers
keep crawling out of their graves
rotten bits of them missing over the years
why don't they just die?
Do i stake them them in their rotting hearts?
my bad, that's how they kill vampires, don't they?
Burn them alive?
Wasn't that for witches?
Oh great, I've got them all mixed up in my mind
would chopping off their heads do the trick?