Papa Hades sent three overgrown skeletons to build their own houses. first skeleton built it out of straw third skeleton out of bricks second skeleton out of styx!
What's dead and travels 1000 mph?
A ZOOM-bee! (zombie)
What did the person's bottom call the land of Hades?
The Underwear-ld (underworld)
Why does the ghost get lost on the road?
It somehow drives into dead ends!
What is a ghost's favorite instrument?
Why should you not trust the queen of the underworld?
She's a a perse-phoney!
Why was the smart specter upset after the test results?
It got a zom-B!
thanx for listening!