Orpheus:(coughs)I'm ill,dad
Orpheus:(coughs)I'm ill,dad
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vanitysmurf
vanitysmurf 11year-old weirdo poet
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Just read!

Don't expect descriptions from me,people!!!

Orpheus:(coughs)I'm ill,dad

Apollo: Since when?

Orpheus: Since I ate that weird meal you put on the table.

Apollo: I didn't

Orpheus: It said ' for Orpheus'

Apollo: (shocked)Are you talking about your new lyre?

Orpheus: (Lets out some weird yet beautiful noise like a bird chirping.)

Apollo: Should I sell you?

Orpheus: (Lets out that noise again,meaning no he shouldn't sell him)

Apollo: (Not quite understanding)I'll take that as a yes.

Orpheus runs away,panicked,and making that noise.

He sees a beautiful nymph called Eurydice. He wants to propose to her. Orpheus: Chirp chirp Eurydice:(gasping)Did you just call me super duper ugly? Orpheus:(impatient)CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP

Eurydice: You take that back,mister.I am NOT ugly!

Orpheus dies of too much chirping.

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