Apollo: Since when?
Orpheus: Since I ate that weird meal you put on the table.
Apollo: I didn't
Orpheus: It said ' for Orpheus'
Apollo: (shocked)Are you talking about your new lyre?
Orpheus: (Lets out some weird yet beautiful noise like a bird chirping.)
Apollo: Should I sell you?
Orpheus: (Lets out that noise again,meaning no he shouldn't sell him)
Apollo: (Not quite understanding)I'll take that as a yes.
Orpheus runs away,panicked,and making that noise.
He sees a beautiful nymph called Eurydice. He wants to propose to her. Orpheus: Chirp chirp Eurydice:(gasping)Did you just call me super duper ugly? Orpheus:(impatient)CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
Eurydice: You take that back,mister.I am NOT ugly!
Orpheus dies of too much chirping.