Minotaur puns+more
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vanitysmurf
vanitysmurf 11year-old weirdo poet
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these are made by me,

and dedicated to...

@lizzywolfdrawz!

Minotaur puns+more

Minotaur and Chimera had an online meme posting popularity contest. Of course Chimera won,since half of what the Minotaur posted was BULLshit

if the Minotaur's zodiac sign was known,it would be Mino-Taurus look at this shit XO

Where does the Minotaur do his science experiments? in the LAByrinth gosh,this is rubbish

Ok this is not a minotaur pun: Mom: Promise me you'll stop using the words "freakin'" and "fuck" Me:I freakin fuck promise Mom:!!! Me:(runs away)

Bread robber's friend: Hey,bread robber!The Jam Police are coming! Bread Robber:I'm toast

Back to Minotaur puns: Where does Theseus get his weapons? At the MinoSTAUR (store) (Have u ever tried Walmart or Dick's Sporting Goods,Theseus?)

That's it for now!!! This is for u,Liz!

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