Minotaur and Chimera had an online meme posting popularity contest. Of course Chimera won,since half of what the Minotaur posted was BULLshit
if the Minotaur's zodiac sign was known,it would be Mino-Taurus look at this shit XO
Where does the Minotaur do his science experiments? in the LAByrinth gosh,this is rubbish
Ok this is not a minotaur pun: Mom: Promise me you'll stop using the words "freakin'" and "fuck" Me:I freakin fuck promise Mom:!!! Me:(runs away)
Bread robber's friend: Hey,bread robber!The Jam Police are coming! Bread Robber:I'm toast
Back to Minotaur puns: Where does Theseus get his weapons? At the MinoSTAUR (store) (Have u ever tried Walmart or Dick's Sporting Goods,Theseus?)
That's it for now!!! This is for u,Liz!