Theseus's breath smelled so nice.
He must've eaten a mintaur
Hey,baby Odysseus! I got u a tricycle!
But I wanted a triciclops!
It's Tricyclops not triciclops! Only has one I(eye)
You want to shoot a guy WITH LOVE???
Use a Gun-y-mede (Ganymede)
Again thanks for tuning in to these dumb jokes.