Morning Relief
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traptluv
traptluvArtist. Aspiring writer. Cynical comic.
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A quick story about Morning Relief.

Morning Relief

by traptluv

Sometimes I wake up in the morning uncomfortable and unhappy

I arouse myself from my bed and make my way outside my room

I walk to a certain room

a special room

And there I take the most relieving dump in my life

it's as if finally releasing the beast, a caged, ugly monstrosity

But that's not all, the deed is done when I flush the throne

And I'm rewarded with Poseidon's kiss.

Poseidon's kiss: When you begin to poop in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

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10 months agoReply
@bernardtwindwil Thank you kindly.

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
10 months agoReply
This is funny. Even though I am an old prude, I had a gas reading the movement of your meter. Your wording was obviously unrestricted they trotted along just fine. Mainly there were not run on sentences nor any participle droppings. needless to say I loved this clever poem. I truly think that poetry should not be hindered by passé mores. Great job!!!!!