Morning Relief
Morning Relief story stories

traptluvArtist. Aspiring writer. Cynical comic.
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A quick story about Morning Relief.

Morning Relief

by traptluv

Sometimes I wake up in the morning uncomfortable and unhappy

I arouse myself from my bed and make my way outside my room

I walk to a certain room

a special room

And there I take the most relieving dump in my life

it's as if finally releasing the beast, a caged, ugly monstrosity

But that's not all, the deed is done when I flush the throne

And I'm rewarded with Poseidon's kiss.

Poseidon's kiss: When you begin to poop in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

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