Sometimes I wake up in the morning uncomfortable and unhappy
I arouse myself from my bed and make my way outside my room
I walk to a certain room
a special room
And there I take the most relieving dump in my life
it's as if finally releasing the beast, a caged, ugly monstrosity
But that's not all, the deed is done when I flush the throne
And I'm rewarded with Poseidon's kiss.
Poseidon's kiss: When you begin to poop in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.