[birthday ache]




[birthday ache] cake stories
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A super short poem based on true experiences (which usually happen once a year on my birthday).

[birthday ache]

Today's my birthday,

Today's my birthday, friends brought cake.

Today's my birthday, friends brought cake. Ate too much, now a

Today's my birthday, friends brought cake. Ate too much, now a stomach ache.

after[word]: Look, my birthday comes once a year, okay? Let me be unhealthy and eat a lot (even though I'll regret it later). Just to be clear, it's not my birthday today. If it is your birthday today, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Eat and be glad. Make sure you exercise tomorrow, though.

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