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"Diamonds are a girl's best friend," but I must disagree. For me, food is my best friend.

[best friends]

Upon one summer's morning,

Upon one summer's morning, my father said to me,

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend,"

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend," but I must disagree.

For me, food is my best friend

For me, food is my best friend (along with some humans.)

My favorites are some noodles,

My favorites are some noodles, tofu, and wonton, too.

Dumplings, roast duck, and chow mein,

I love you all so much.

I'd rather eat you solo,

I'd rather eat you solo, than fancy food with two.

The price of diamonds kill me.

I'd rather use that money

to buy my daily lunches.

(That'd satisfy my stomach.)

Though I might not wear jewelry,

Though I might not wear jewelry, or buy myself some diamonds,

there's one way to win my heart:

Cook me a tasty dinner.

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