(5) Voltron memes, the other big update to match with the incorrect quotes of Sanders Sides and Voltron
(5) Voltron memes, the other big update to match with the incorrect quotes of Sanders Sides and Voltron klance stories
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(5) Voltron memes, the other big update to match with the incorrect quotes of Sanders Sides and Voltron

Is Klance dead.

Lance: Say toast ten times fast Keith: Toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast Lance: What do you put in a toaster? Keith: Butter Lance: F F F F F Lance: *gives him the look from the comic*

*Narti, getting a high score on DDR, as Kova looks intently at the screen* Zethrid, Ezor: GO NARTI!! GO NARTI!! *Lotor walking in, seeing Narti's score* Lotor: my-my record!! I've been- * Lotor drops to his knees* Lotor: ...defeated. Narti, you are the new heir to the empire

Axca: It's just a game, Lotor, no need to be- Lotor: EXILED!! ANYONE WHO SAYS DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION IS 'JUST A GAME' WILL BE EXILED!

Lance: So this Valentine's Day, we're not getting anything for each other, right? Keith, holding a gift behind his back: Nope Lance, also holding a gift behind his back: Good

Lance: I like your new pants! Keith: Thanks, they were 50% off! Lance: I'd like them better if they were 100% off ;) Keith: The store can't just give away clothes for free Lance: That's... not what I meant Keith: That's a terrible way to run a business, Lance

Allura: Lance! What's this? Lance: It's my to-do list Allura: Oh? That's great, I'm so glad you're starting to be- Allura: .... Allura: This just says 'Keith'

Keith: Lance, what's this? *picks up piece of paper* Lance: That's my To-Do List Keith: It just has my name on it Lance: I know Keith: ...

Keith: Yeah, I've never been a fan of romance Hunk: *rolls eyes* Pidge: Just last week, Lance bought you a single rose and you cried in front of all of us Keith: That doesN'T COUNT

Shiro: You know what I miss most about Earth? Keith: Conspiracy theories? Hunk: The food? Pidge: WiFi? Lance: Having a loving and supportive family that helps you deal with your insecurities and doesn't ignore you just because they think you're an annoying waste of space? Others: *silence* Shiro: I was going to say Eurovision.....

(Headcanon) Lance refuses to have his hair cut. He tells Allura as much when she offers to do it for him when it's starting to fall over his eyes. It gets to the point where it's even longer than Keith's and he plaits it so it's not in his way in battle. One day Shiro's had enough and demands to know what Lance is playing at. (tbc)

Lance just breaks down sobbing and only saying one thing over and over again: "I promised my mama I would only let her cut my hair."

Lance contracts an alien virus, and instead of showing typical illness symptoms at first, he starts to lose bits and pieces of himself everyday. First, he loses his humor. He finds that he can't make jokes, and when the others do, they aren't funny to him even though a part of his mind tells him that they should be. But, he pegs it on an off-day because everyone has them.

Next he loses his enthusiasm. He finds it almost impossible to get out of bed each day, and when he sees the other Paladins, he can't make his lips curl up into a smile. Again, he pegs this on an off-day. But then things start to get more drastic. He loses his drive, his determination. He feels almost as if he's an empty shell aimlessly roaming the halls.

When he gets into Blue, he can't remember what to do because suddenly, he loses his memories. He jabs at buttons on the console, knowing he should know how to do this, but Blue shuts down, rejecting the hollow man that was once her leader. By now, Lance is panicking- the one emotion he can still seem to manage. He gets up to tell someone; he can't remember names but wait-

That mullet is familiar, isn't it? He should tell this guy? But before he can, he collapses in a feverish heap.

There's a training exercise, kinda like the one in the first season, where all the Paladins are put under an Altean spell that allows them to see the other paladins' injuries in different colors (Pidge has green bruises, Shiro has his purple scar, Keith has little red cuts from training, ect) Lance keeps resisting the exercise and nobody knows why until the spell is put in place and suddenly everyone can see-

his bright blue self-harm scars. Can be a happy or sad ending, with or without Klance. Love this fic, btw!! <3

Lance: "Just let me yeet this boiling ball into the roof. I've got to do it for the vine." Keith: "You know that is completely disrespectful to this establishment but my ex works here and would have to clean it up so let's fucking do it." Shiro: "Come along they said. We'll behave they said. They're a bunch of lying asses."

Pidge: "Do you think I could fit my arm up into the claw machine and grab the owl plushie?" Hunk: "This bowling ball has offended me. It killed my family, my crops are dying and my skin is oily. How dare it go towards the gutter instead of the center!" ("The bumpers are up, how the fuck did you manage to get a gutter ball?" -Lance)

"This ball is a curse that's how." Lotor: "I have never been more bored in my life and that's saying something. I once had a staring contest with myself in the mirror for an hour and that was more fun than this." Coran: *rolls ball from the edge of the steps* "This ball will take just long enough to hit the pins for me to not give a shit anymore."

Allura: "I've never played this before so I'll be the absolute worst." *wins every game played that night*

Shiro: Quiznack Adam: G A S P P Adam: Gasp Adam: gasp Keith: Quiznack Adam: *lightning hits him* Adam the whole time: :O

Shiro, introducing Keith to Adam after taking him to their house for the first time: Keith, meet my boyfriend Adam- Keith, a little gay Texan kid who didn't even know being gay was a thing: You can /do/ that??

Lance: Illuminati? Hacked. Photosynthesis? Hacked. Pidge? Also hacked. Keith: You definitely hacked my heart Lance: Y'all mind if I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shiro: Oops... Shiro: I guess I was a bit HEAVY HANDED with the eyeliner today (A thanks to @picklesstalker for helping me decipher what it said, love you, bestie!!)

Keith, internally: Where the fuck is Shiro Keith: Wtf are you doing, it's 3am? Shiro, internally: Oh shit, lol Shiro: Eye-lion-er! (Another thanks to @picklesstalker)

Allura: Shiro, you can't go in there alone. It could be dangerous Shiro: :> Shiro: Ah, don't worry Shiro: I'll just WING it *shows off beautiful eyeliner job*

Headcanon that Pidge has videos of Lance and Hunk Naruto-running down the Garrison Halls past curfew

Lance: What do you mean you've never read Twilight? Pidge: I dunno, I was reading more stimulating materials like A Series of Unfortunate Events, Artemis Fowl and How to Train your Dragon Lance: Aren't those kids' books? Hunk: Yes but they require more brain power to experience Lance: Hey!

Lance is training every day since Keith left for the blade like every single hour, minute or second; the only place you'll be able to find him is the training deck. He stopped his skincare routines, the jokes, the flirt... and nobody saw it. Like not even Hunk, his 'best friend'. No, they didn't see because they're too busy doing something else on the ship. One day on a mission,

everyone started complaining when Lance said something (about the planet, the lions, or whatever you choose) and Lance just loses it. Like completely loses it.

During a mission Lance gets his vocal cords hurt (Either from a magical blast or physical injury) Coran concludes they need to heal naturally for 2-3 weeks before they can do some freaky Altean medical thing to them to completely fix them. Pidge and Allura make some mandatory jokes about Lance finally being quiet for once, which /almost/ don't hurt Lance.

Turns out, being mute is hard. Lance opens his mouth dozens of times a day, wanting to share some story or a joke, and remembers his predicament when no sound(s) come out.

The castle suddenly starts acting up and after last time the team isn't willing to take any chances. So they travel around as a pack to try and figure out what's going on. That's when Hunk starts acting weird. At first his speech pattern changes and doesn't make an obvious pun. Then when asked to quickly help fix some broken piece of equipment he says he has no-

idea how. Then Keith starts acting off, he's quiet and polite just ignoring all of Lance's jabs at him. He even says they shouldn't rush into anything. Soon everyone is getting concerned when Coran snaps at them and tells them they are being stupid to keep searching the ship. That is when they notice small red marks on the backs of their necks. Allura gasps, yelling-

that they've been possessed by a species of ghost like creatures. Hunk, Keith and Coran suddenly turn on them and there is a long battle, and those not possessed, end up much worse off because they're trying to not hurt their friends. Finally they manage to tie them up and Allura gets the ghost out of them. When they're all back, they-

feel really bad about hurting everyone. Hunk even picks Lance up in a hug because he broke his arm. That's when Allura sees a black dot on the back of Lance's neck. "Lance... you were possessed too but... it looks like the creature died inside you.. how?"

----your fellow Paladins have rejected you, they think you're a terrible Paladin and that you don't belong! Why haven't I broken you yet?!" She screams this as she shoots a blast of energy. The Paladins scream as Lance gets thrown across the room. Lance only laughs and slowly, painfully stands up. "You don't understand, Haggar, this is what everyday for me is." The Paladins slowly realize-

that his worst nightmare and fear is how they've treated him everyday from day one. That they are his worst fear. And that everyday, he tries to get their attention, to be seen, and everyday, they strike him down again and again until it's routine, and he's built up so many defenses that when it's used against him, he doesn't so much try and stop them.

Pidge: Okay, so don't get too excited but I've worked out a way to connect the laptop to the internet... Lance: Pidge, how the quiznack did you think I was not going to get excited about this?!?!?! Hunk: Anything I can help with? Pidge: Okay, so the thing is that from our end it's pretty simple right, I mean it's just a case of sending and receiving correctly coded signals, and my laptop has the built in hardware for-

all that. The real problem is that we're light years away, and even with the ship's range, it'd take years for our signals to reach Earth and we can't use the speed-enhanced Altean frequencies because it has to fit in with the existing architecture, and then coming back there isn't enough range anyway and- Keith: Pidge, breathe Pidge: .., Anyway, if we had a way to transport the signals-

instantly we could simply relay them back and forth through, say, a wormhole specifically designed to transport waves rather than matter? Hunk: But the only way to do that is if... Pidge: ..Yeah Shiro: Lance: Keith: Shiro: I can't believe you're seriously debating asking the princess to use her Altean-

energy so the castle can have a WiFi signal Shiro: *leaves* Other Paladins: *ashamed silence* [Five minutes later] Shiro, running back into the room: SHE SAID YES!

So late at night I was thinking about Lance, as one does, and I wondered... how much does the group know about Lance, really? Because I realized that all of his most personal moments were by himself or with one other person and came just before something major happened so no one really had time to reflect on it. Does everyone else know-

how homesick Lance is? When everyone else- particularly Keith and Pidge- were having it out about home and families, Lance had already excused himself and was having a moment with Coran. Then the castle was blown up and Lance was injured, (I don't know where the other parts are, sorry ^^;)

Doctor: You're gonna be a dad Shiro: Nice Doctor: Sorry I meant a dead* Shiro: Even better

Shiro: Keith, I want you to lead Voltron Keith: wElL wHeN lIfE gIvEs YoU lEmOnS

Keith: Heck Matt, covering Pidge's ears: O O O O M Y G O D

Shiro: Keith really is a good kid, just give him a chance Adam: Send him to the ranch

Fem!Lance: Yeah I'm better than Keith, it's whatever, so Hunk: Why Fem!Lance: <3 *does peace sign* Fem!Keith: Is this from something? Fem!Lance wearing a T-shirt that says "I'm Blue": *grinning*

Lance: Where do you want to be in 5 years, Keith? Keith, quietly: Hopefully in your bed Lance: Hm? What was that? Keith: I said HOPEFULLY DEAD!! Lance: Dude that's dark wtf

(From that page before) Keith, frantically: God Lance, sop putting yourself in danger on these missions, you're such an idiot! Lance: :( Keith, kissing Lance's cheek: You're MY idiot Lance: *blushes*

Keith: YAINT Lance, crying: You All Are Not

Keith: You're the crippling to my depression Lance, softly: Keith baby I love you so much but what the fuck

Lance: We are Voltron, Legendary defenders of th- Hunk: DoN't YoU mEaN Hunk: LEG Hunk: ENDARY DEFENDERS??? Lance: Hunk: Shiro: That's my son

Shiro: If I don't make it you must lead Voltron Keith: Shiro, you're not even dying right now (rn) Shiro: I want to die every minute so you listen to me

Kolivan: Hey! What the hell is going on here?! Who's firing at our base?? Krolia: We are! Kolivan: You *are*...? Krolia: Our base is in desperate need of renovations! Figured I'd tear down the East Wing and put in something nice and decorative....like a cannon

Kolivan: And it didn't occur to you to warn me before you started blowing holes in the side of the wall...? Krolia: Kolivan: Krolia: *fires again* Kolivan: Oh COME ON!

Bonding moment: *happens* Pidge: ........ Keith and Lance flirtatiously teasing each other over the comms: *happens* Pidge: ?????

Keith: Look, Lance, I don't know what's going on with you. I thought we were past this whole rivalry-slash-hatred thing?? I even thought, you were, you know... a friend Lance: *immediately dropping his hard composure and absolutely melting* Lance: I'M-I'M SORRY PLEASE!! NO DON'T BE UPSET. IT'S MY FAULT I'M SO-

RRY YOU'RE PERFECT I MEAN YOU'RE TOTALLY FINE BUT LIKE NOT IN THE- IN THE SEXUAL WAY IN THE IT'S TOTALLY NOT YOUR FAULT WAY- Hunk: *covering Lance's mouth and dragging him away* You'll thank me later

Lance: My ex-girlfriend told me to grow up Hunk: What did you tell her? Lance: I was speechless, I couldn't say anything. I had 47 gummy bears in my mouth

Hunk: I will put down my "A" to make "A" Coran: I will add to your "A" to make "AT" Keith: I will add on to your "AT" to make "RAT" Lance: I will add on to your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC" Hunk: You know big words?? Keith: You know words?? Lance: ...That's cruel, Kogane..

Allura: Breaking up is just like an old phone. You deactivate the phone and get a new one. Lance: My fears and insecurities are blocked out by my perfume. Matt: sO *sips imaginary tea* tell me, who's your crush? Pidge: According to my calculations, chicken nuggets are now fruit

Keith is going to be vulnerable when he sees Allura and Lance's relationship, causing Haggar to target his body and corrupt him- Allura is going to find out Lotor is alive and turn her heart to him, Lance is going to realize he likes Keith, probably talk with Shiro about his bisexuality, and save Keith from Haggar's grasp either in the astral plane or a planet he got captured on, Allura will-

sacrifice herself and ascend to a higher realm and the Paladins will remain on Earth. So strap yourselves in, cowboys, cowgirls, cows of any gender and every gender, and get ready to K I C K

Lance: I figured out how to take a compliment! Lance: All you have to do is wish them well in return! Lance: All this time, it was so simple! Lance: From this point on, I will be socially awkward no more! Waiter: [Enjoy your meal, sir] Lance: You too Lance: *internally screaming*

Me at 12 am Klance tag On Tumblr

1. They call me the Tailor because of how I thread the needle 2. They refer to me as the couturier because of how I insert the thread in the needle hole 3. The people, quote me, Lance McClain, as the one who partakes in the act of taking garments and suturing them on the grounds that I am commemable at interjaculating well braided pieces of fabric in-

the chasm of a miniscule alloy apparatus that is utilized in the act of sewing.

Krolia: I'll never leave you again Keith: What? Krolia, internally: Dude I'm your mom Keith: How are you able to use it? Krolia, internally: Is he- How is my meaning unclear Keith: Wait are you my mom?- Krolia: I don't even know anymore, Keith Krolia: You're being very oblivious and it's VERY stressful

Shiro: Hey there, demons, it's me, ya boy

No thanks

(Idk what it says, I'm sorry ;-;)

Lance: Maybe you shouldn't do it, it's dangerous Keith: Grrr Pidge: (??) Lance: Come, Keithy kitty Lance: (??) Lance: Stop ignoring me, you shithead!! Keith: hiiiiiissss

I would like to be between Lance's thighs

Lance, leaning on Keith's shoulder: Yo Keithy boy, what's crackin'? Keith: Your neck Lance: ... Keith: Lance, slowly inching away: Okay then, I'll check up with you later

Lance: *went shopping with Lotor* Keith: Where did you go??? Lance: I just went shopping.. Keith: WITH WHOOO???? Lance: With Lotor... okay but our sense in fashion just rhymes so much and I bought everyone stuff. I even got you a shir- Keith: DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!!

Lance: You can insult me but don't bring our cow into this! KALTENECKER DOESN'T DESERVE THIS HORRID TREATMENT!!! Keith: KALTENECKER'S OUR COW??? YOU MEAN YOUR COW. FOR ALL I KNOW KALTENECKER COULD BE LOTOR'S COW TOO

Ok but Sven is probably the most relatable character there is. I, too, would have risked my life for Lance

You've dabbed your way to tragedy

Hunk: Hey Keith Keith: Hey! Have you heard that I'm dating Lance?!!! Hunk: Well that explains why you look super happy Keith: I am Hunk: *with a lot of cheer* If you hurt him I'll break your legs.

Keith: What Pidge, appearing behind Hunk with a hammer in hand: You heard him Hunk and Pidge: *smiling really big* Keith: Um

Hunk: WHy are we learning about plants, I'm not a plant __________ Shiro: What the fuck are you doing on that phone? Keith: What the fuck are you doing with that haircut? Shiro: Shiro: Okay *walks away* __________ Keith: You ever just think everything is boring but then you realize everything is made of cells

Lance: Yeah, you call that 'woke'

You'd be perfect for me if you weren't a girl

Lance: Listen Shiro, in this universe, it's either yeet or be yeeten Shiro: I'm literally begging for you to stop Lance: Can't stop, won't stop

-Ernest Hemingway

I saw a boy so beautiful I started crying

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