Lance: I figured out why you're such a jerk; you have updog Keith: What's updog? Lance: *yelling out the door* Hunk, get in here! I told you I could do it!
Somanyfeelingssolittletime: Do you think that when Fred and George started Hogwarts all the teachers were like "Ahh more Weasleys, lovely. Their brothers were such good students, I'm sure they'll be just the same" and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKERS
Prof. McG: Careful, Mr. Malfoy. If you play with fire, you're going to get burned Draco: I don't think so. I'm so flaming hot, it's fired that will get burned
Logan, laying down on top of Patton: The human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach... warmed by the sun... unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life Patton: ...do you need to talk? Logan: I wish I was a croissant
Logan: I need a human skull and I can't have you ask any question why Remus: Only if you don't ask why Logan: What.. okay, sure Remus: *pulls out seven pristine human skulls from their bag* take your pick Logan: ... Remus: .... Logan: This one is fine
Roman: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT Logan: At least try to sound slightly sophisticated when you threaten someone? Roman: ...Doust thou want to engage in a duel, my good biTCH?? Logan: Somehow that is worse